popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a free $20 bill

(Source: guy)

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motherfuckin-pajamas:

deadkennedysandattractivemen:

A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.

I lost control about reblogging this picture. 

and this is the perfect “fuck you” to people who stereotype people like this. 

motherfuckin-pajamas:

deadkennedysandattractivemen:

A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.

I lost control about reblogging this picture. 

and this is the perfect “fuck you” to people who stereotype people like this. 

(Source: )

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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shrekyourself:

banderboucher:

this one is even spookier. Look what I fucking found in my house.

i laughed so hard at this that i cried

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llevo años aguantando lo de “eh, si no fumas ni bebes ni follas, ¿para que vives gilipollas?”, pues para ver como te vuelves amarillo poquito a poco, primero dedo, luego brazo
Ángel Martín, El Club De La Comedia  (via que-pena-tu)

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